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If Jesus can walk on water... Can he swim?? Or does he just like run over the water like "MOVE OUT THE WAY BITCH" BC it's way more badass??

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:iconcocka-mocchi:
Cocka-Mocchi Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If he walks on water, does he swim in land???
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:iconcarodemi:
Carodemi Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AW SHITTHAT FUCKED ME UP
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:iconcocka-mocchi:
Cocka-Mocchi Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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:iconghostingundercover:
GhostingUndercover Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2017  Student General Artist
I know for a fact that Jesus can not take a job as a life guard.
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:iconcarodemi:
Carodemi Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*throws bibles @ people*
THIS WILL SAVE U
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:iconghostingundercover:
GhostingUndercover Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2017  Student General Artist
*is smashed by bible*
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:iconcarodemi:
Carodemi Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
R E S T   I N   P I E C E S 
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:iconmdchan:
mdchan Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
ROFL

I was having a rough day and saw this in my feed on DA...just the randomness of it made me laugh.  XD
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:iconcarodemi:
Carodemi Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
haha im glad it cheered you up xD
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:iconastrothenomer:
AstroTheNomer Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2017  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
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:iconcarodemi:
Carodemi Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
RICH JESUS
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:iconsummerandskies:
SummerandSkies Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2017  Student General Artist
What if he tried to swim. And he wanted to so badly that he started banging on the water. XD
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:iconcarodemi:
Carodemi Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
what xd
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:iconsummerandskies:
SummerandSkies Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2017  Student General Artist
He would just start crying, having a panic attack as to why he couldn't swim
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